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Anonymous asked:
During my junior year of high school (I graduated last year) there was this hoooootttt substitute in my Anatomy class who couldn't have been over 25 I mean me and my girls were obsessed the 2 days he was subbing so they dared me to see if he'd fuck, so after school (he was my last period) I went up to him and started asking questions and rubbed up against him, long story short we ended going back to his car and he drove and parked away from the school and we fucked LOWKEY THE BEST FUCK I'VE HAD
cybrputa answered:
WHAT THE FU
*listens to “big girls dont cry” while crying*
*cries even more because now I’ve also disappointed Fergie*
😂😂😂😂
Can u believe there are guys that don’t eat girls out like damn you weak af
What a shame
lighting up a fat one with the girls > cracking open a cold one with the boys
I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
He looked at her the way all girls wanted to be looked at.
Great Gatsby
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